A small collection of six figure posts

frostied:

i wanna take a hot selfie but i look ugly 

(Source: frostied, via below--my--feet)

How bra stores seem to think things work:
  • Anything smaller than a C cup:
    must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes. Training bras. You're 12, right?

  • C to D cup:
    A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.

  • Anything over a D cup:
    Beige. Lots and lots of beige.

sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

riesshistoria:

are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals

(Source: cismouse, via dasindonuts)

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