*teacher voice* pick up at least one piece of trash before you leave the room

sorry you’re too heavy to pick up

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relahvant:

they should make a new reality show where they take all of the Jenners’ money away from Kylie and Kendall and put them in a 2 bedroom, one bathroom house and a public school/college for a certain period of time and see how they cope i think that would be so funny

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molaatov915:

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

OMFG I’M TELLING THIS JOKE TO MY FRATERNITY BROTHERS DIBSDIBSDIBSDIBSDIBSDIBSDIBS MEMEMEMEMEME!!!!

molaatov915:

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

OMFG I’M TELLING THIS JOKE TO MY FRATERNITY BROTHERS DIBSDIBSDIBSDIBSDIBSDIBSDIBS MEMEMEMEMEME!!!!

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drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

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Drake wouldn’t treat me like this

loadthevogue:

Hahahaha

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